Me Meme

So some woman think it is difficult to list ten positive things, (skills, physical attributes, and strenghs) about themselves. Not me.

1- I am coordinated enough to flush a public toilet while wearing high heels and a short skirt with my foot.

2- I am suave enough to maneuver through an entire cocktail hour/ dinner party while wearing one "water" saturated leather pump with poise.

3-I can hold really hot food in my mouth with out blistering.

4-I am fearless in the kitchen and bedroom. (Bathrooms scare the willies out of me. ssh.)

5- I am excellent at tv watching and always know just when to change the channel.

6-Spanking in public doesn't bother me at all.

7-The Stones wrote, "Little Rock and Roll", about me.

8- I always have bail money.

9- I have enough hair on my head to nest a million rats.

10- I rock ridiculous lists.